I've blown a few things in my day
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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