I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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