i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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