Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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