one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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