conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's shark week go big or go home
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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