I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Still dying that you shit outside
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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