I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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