marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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