what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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