I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize