He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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