My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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