That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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