how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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