This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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