So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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