her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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