that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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