Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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