I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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