Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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