your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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