Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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