If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
did i just pee glitter
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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