Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We need to get me chipped asap
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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