the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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