who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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