Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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