I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
