It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
