I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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