Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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