screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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