yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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