i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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