sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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