Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
should my penis look like a turkey
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
