dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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