I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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