Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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