i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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