Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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