Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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