I wanna bring you to show and tell
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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