Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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