Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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