I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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