yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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