At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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