i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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