jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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