whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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