I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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