yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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