All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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